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圈名老大爷，真名林方舟，生于1986年，网络行为艺术家，2013年进军华人论坛，多次被mitbbs和Telegram上的方舟子读者群封禁，于是不断注册新账号进去送妈，自称已经拥有4000多个马甲。因为该群内存在大量高雅人士，有过多次激情互动，特此送入本站出道。

自称为地主家庭出身，舅舅是赵家人，毕业于清华经管04班，具有十六分之一的法国血统（现在没了，变成五百分之一的北非血统），目前在芝加哥当码农（已确认），疑似已经拿到绿卡，租住在一家公寓里。老婆刘婷，在当地一个野鸡大学当助理教授。
==个人信息==
Legal Name: Fang Lin

Address: 4601 N Ravenswood Ave, UNIT 205 Chicago, IL 60640-4572

Degree: M.S., Computer Science, Florida State University(Supervisor: DANIEL G. SCHWARTZ, Spring 2010), A Formula-Records Component of an Online Holiday Management System Using the Struts Framework, programming project

Wife: [https://www.neiu.edu/faculty/ting-liu Ting Liu](b.1984; m.2011; Assistant Professor of Geography at Northeastern ILLINOIS UNIVERSITY; Ph.D., Geography, Florida State University)

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Mitbbs ID: '''ldy, arklin'''

Telegram: https://t.me/ldymitbbs

Group: https://t.me/overseas_chinese

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/arklin0288/

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGsCkt_V4eCKVgxGVI1UjKw

Github: https://github.com/linfzh/mitbbs-tools

Twitter: https://twitter.com/linfzh

Weibo: https://m.weibo.cn/u/1689157155

==性格特征==
精神分裂症、抑郁症患者，温和社达，迷恋丝袜，非常喜欢发语音、翻唱、脱衣哲学和自言自语，一口北京的胡同腔儿，却称自己是标准的普通话。同时还经常录制翻唱视频，吉他技术比[[郭洪山|0级]]不知道高到哪里去了，但是歌喉堪忧，被人群嘲。此公还组建了一个海外华人交流群，实际上为下体升级人坐地排精之地，被各类丝袜和色图充斥，甚至还有微信群。

林方舟大肆鼓吹腾讯的监控软件有多么高端，可惜其再怎么热爱马化腾也逃脱不了被封号的命运。为了回归微信，居然花80美刀去bestbuy买了一部搭载安卓系统的诺基亚3.1。英语都说不好的林方舟一面用着费拉不堪的微信到处巴结支蛆，一边却号称要融入西方世界，意淫白女，厌恶中餐，炫耀西餐，同时大肆黑屁Costco，说去那边的人都是为了占便宜，不配做他的朋友，真是笑死各位野爹了。他还自命不凡，认为其基因比支那人优越十万[[张祥如|贝]]甚至九万贝，于是沉迷于23andme的付费血统测试，妄想能凭借与众不同的“天赋”脱离騋的本质升级成西洋大爹，然而就算林方舟把自己整容成[[王克仁|昴宿星天使]]，也摆脱不了那股胡同腊肉味儿，，，

林方舟一直以拥有Google Pixel 2为荣，直到11PRO发布后才背着刘婷偷偷摸摸换了XR，用后赞不绝口，说想当果粉，真是不折不扣的穷傻逼，自嘲完美。为了不被发现，林方舟在家里依然抱着旧手机26小时上网黑屁。

林一度号称准备离婚，“要追寻自由”，但很快又回到了妻管严状态。

==林泽贵洋==
得知自己荣登恶俗英灵殿后，林方舟气急败坏，破口大骂，称这是“非法诽谤”，还试图胁迫本站撤下词条。笔者闻讯后，立即把此页的内容截图后email给刘婷教授。至于林同志是否会被老婆锤骟，有待下回分解。

==恶俗事迹==
谷歌上一搜索林方舟的名字，满满的黑历史，不知道刘婷是怎么和他过下去的。

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