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*6324：孙笑川原先所在工作室抽象tv的直播间房号，是抽象话里最常用的数字。

*带哥：四川话中“大哥” 的谐音一说为“带你上道的大哥”，暗指黑社会大佬。所有 “大” 都可以改成 “带”，如 “带明星”、“带秀” 等，引申出了 “陈独秀”、“蒂花之秀” 等梗。

*龙鸣（🐉鸣）：农民。

*龙鸣（🐉鸣）：农民，因钻石皇帝刘世宇（麻辣香锅）在直播间口嗨队友是龙鸣，随后解释龙鸣的意思是傻逼后，被正义人士围攻后，龙鸣这个梗就此“发扬光大”。

*嘴臭：说脏话。

*司马脸：死妈脸，比较严肃或者面无表情，就像死了妈一样。

*NMSL：“你妈死了”的拼音缩写，也有用emoji的马来代替的用法——你马死了。同时也有反串用法，把NMSL解释为Never Mind the Scandal and Libel（永远不要理会谣言与中伤），用来带小学生们的节奏。

*NM$L：NMSL 的嘻哈说法，常伴随 “潮牌教父” 版孙笑川出现，现在是其服装品牌。

*NM$L：NMSL 的嘻哈说法，常伴随 “潮牌教父” 版孙笑川出现，现在已升级为服装品牌，其衍生为NM$L虚拟厂牌，以发行说唱专辑和单曲为主。

*Tony马：“透你妈”的谐音。“操你妈” 的西北方言变体，在此基础上，延伸出了一套以 emoji 为核心的粉丝黑话。

*恰柠檬：“恰”的意思是“吃”。恰柠檬表示我很酸的意思，并没有骂人的意思（和网上cnm的意思不同）

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*文字狱（🦟🐠）：网友故意曲解孙笑川的微博，并＠网警。（需要注意的是，现在@的网警一般并非真实存在）

*加大力度：孙笑川有时候会劝大家说抽象话、玩抽象梗的时候注意分寸，“通篇四个字：注意分寸”，然后就演变成了“通篇四个字：加大力度”。

*我佛了：“我服了”的谐音，源自李赣的四川话口音~~。也可以写做“我仏了”~~。

*我佛了：“我服了”的谐音，源自李赣的四川话口音。

*抽象≠生活：孙笑川曾经劝诫狗粉丝们不要把抽象话带入生活中，读作“抽象不等于生活”。反过来就成了“抽象=生活”，以及各种衍生而出的数学表述：“抽象/生活=1”、“ln（抽象/生活）=0”、“|抽象-生活|<ε”等等。<del>人均带专生</del>

*抽象≠自杀：用以回复一些{{ruby|极限一换一|作死}}的评论（包括但不限于乳包乳化等乳制品）。

*抽象圣经：一段5分04秒的视频，视频中孙笑川被粉丝的一句“开会司马脸，上班司马脸”所激怒，发表了一段{{ruby|慷慨激昂|臭不可闻}}的即兴演讲。演讲中孙笑川说了大量脏话而不带重复，被奉为“抽象圣经”，也叫Show Time。

*抽象圣经：一段5分04秒的视频，视频中孙笑川被直播间弹幕里粉丝说的一句“开会司马脸，上班司马脸”所激怒，发表了一段{{ruby|慷慨激昂|臭不可闻}}的即兴演讲。演讲中孙笑川使用了大量脏话却不带重复，被奉为'''“抽象圣经”'''，也叫Show Time。

*点击左侧录制按钮，即可开始录制本局比赛：英雄联盟中每次开局的提示语音，被狗粉丝戏称“唯一人话”。

*你吼辣么大声干什么嘛：孙笑川一次在直播中与邻居吵架，邻居嫌他直播声音太大影响休息，孙笑川觉得邻居无理取闹，而且态度不好。用~~于转移~~话题。

*你吼辣么大声干什么嘛：孙笑川一次在直播中与邻居吵架，邻居嫌他直播声音太大影响休息，孙笑川觉得邻居无理取闹，而且态度不好，所以他故用这句话“打开话匣子”和邻居开展进一步互动。

*那你去找物管啊：出处同上。用于甩锅。

*希望你正能量，少说批话：孙笑川在自己2018年11月15日的微博中回复拷贝忍者西西卡李浩宇的评论。

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=== 抽象圣经 ===

起因：6324被封后抽象工作室断绝了收入来源，因此李老八想出了平均薪资的主意，孙笑川的工资也从每月两万降到了每月3500。于是孙笑川开始做一休七，让每天等着喷他和笑他的狗粉丝们十分不爽，直播也是带着情绪，一张臭脸在那，于是狗粉丝与孙笑川那段时间关系急剧崩溃，最终在一天的直播中，孙笑川被满屏上班司马脸的弹幕整疯了，开始~~大喷一顿~~<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8nCB4oTWPM NM$L走向国际]</ref>：

起因：6324被封后抽象工作室断绝了收入来源，因此李老八想出了平均薪资的主意，孙笑川的工资也从每月两万降到了每月3500。于是孙笑川开始做一休七，让每天等着喷他和笑他的狗粉丝们十分不爽，直播也是带着情绪，一张臭脸在那，于是狗粉丝与孙笑川那段时间关系急剧崩溃，最终在某一天的直播中，孙笑川被满屏上班司马脸的弹幕整疯了，开始'''Show Time'''并发表了史上著名的演讲名篇“国王的演讲”<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8nCB4oTWPM NM$L走向国际]</ref>：

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（喝水）（咳嗽），不要扣b，啊不要在这扣b，你们要扣b去二台扣，我们这不扣b的，文明直播间，扣锤子b。（咳嗽），鼻子堵着了，很鸡儿难受。（咳嗽），对，你妈死了，我在参加你妈的灵堂所以说一直死妈脸，而你爸爸却在旁边喝酒庆祝你妈死了，行了吧。

（堵鼻子）妈的批，像些弱智，不会发弹幕看你妈批的直播啊你看，真的是，说我膨胀，'''求求你们不要说我是带明星了，我觉得你们才是带明星，你们这些水友嗨粉，你们是水明星，你们是嗨明星，你们才是明星，我是个锤子明星，我天天被骂我还明星，你们有看过明星一个月3500块钱吗？有吗？有这种明星吗？有个鸡儿有'''，哎，嗯横，不要在这扣b，啊，滚出去，抠b，抠锤子b，回去抠你妈的b，啊嗯，我是大明星，我他妈房租都要交不起我还大明星，吃饭都成问题，你见过吃饭成问题的大明星吗？人家无心印来找我，我连一顿相应的饭都还没请吃过，说起来还真有点扎心，无心印别人千里迢迢的赶过来，结果请不了别人吃饭，因为没钱。大明星，我大个鸡巴，我巴不得我是大鸡巴，我大明星。老子把你妈的批扣烂，老子，老子要把蜡烛皱到你妈的批里去，给你妈烧成你妈琥珀批，是不是傻逼，'''本来其实我这个人是个非常儒雅随和的一个人'''，我不喜欢骂脏话，但是你们是经常在嘴臭对不对，（TGP提示音：点击左侧录制按钮即可开始录制本场比赛）这个有一讲一，我其实更你们我觉得我们是一个很和谐有很和谐的关系，我们不会说什么的，但你们这些人经常乱骂，瞎鸡巴骂，'''不可取，有失公正'''，妈只知道骂我，你们也去骂骂其他人吧，送子，送发飞机可以给微信吗？不可以，送十个吧，（咳嗽），我私底下是很儒雅呀，你以为这么多女生女粉丝喜欢是因为什么呀，你以为这张脸吗？我自己心里没点b数吗？当什么呀，还不是因为我儒雅——'''你把你闪现给我交了，你妈卖批，这武器（武器带师）必死'''。（LOL一级团，敌军还有三十秒到达战场，闪现声，控制自己，掌控敌人）谢谢时间，哦，谢谢时间是深海送得，'''哎呀，深海哥，你终于回来了'''，好久没看到你啦，谢谢深海，送得20个飞机，谢谢，啊谢谢，很久没看到过深海了，很久没看到了——你在在那那个涩你妈死妈脸的滚出去啊，我都说了你妈死了，你还在这看直播，不回去看看你妈的灵堂摆没摆好？妈的批了，真的是。（吸鼻子）“'''说中痛处就气急败坏，其实还是一条懒狗'''”，哎，好好好，你觉得是那就是，不狡辩——哎什么意思啊？什么意思啊这队友？现在这种局都是不帮打buff的是吧？（开始打红buff）

（堵鼻子）妈的批，像些弱智，不会发弹幕看你妈批的直播啊你看，真的是，说我膨胀，'''求求你们不要说我是带明星了，我觉得你们才是带明星，你们这些水友嗨粉，你们是水明星，你们是嗨明星，你们才是明星，我是个锤子明星，我天天被骂我还明星，你们有看过明星一个月3500块钱吗？有吗？有这种明星吗？有个鸡儿有'''，哎，哼，不要在这扣b，啊，滚出去，抠b，抠锤子b，回去抠你妈的b，啊嗯，我是大明星，我他妈房租都要交不起我还大明星，吃饭都成问题，你见过吃饭成问题的大明星吗？人家无心印来找我，我连一顿相应的饭都还没请吃过，说起来还真有点扎心，无心印别人千里迢迢的赶过来，结果请不了别人吃饭，因为没钱。大明星，我大个鸡巴，我巴不得我是大鸡巴，我大明星。老子把你妈的批扣烂，老子，老子要把蜡烛皱到你妈的批里去，给你妈烧成你妈琥珀批，是不是傻逼，'''本来其实我这个人是个非常儒雅随和的一个人'''，我不喜欢骂脏话，但是你们是经常在嘴臭对不对，（TGP提示音：点击左侧录制按钮即可开始录制本场比赛）这个有一讲一，我其实更你们我觉得我们是一个很和谐有很和谐的关系，我们不会说什么的，但你们这些人经常乱骂，瞎鸡巴骂，'''不可取，有失公正'''，妈只知道骂我，你们也去骂骂其他人吧，送子，送发飞机可以给微信吗？不可以，送十个吧，（咳嗽），我私底下是很儒雅呀，你以为这么多女生女粉丝喜欢是因为什么呀，你以为这张脸吗？我自己心里没点b数吗？当什么呀，还不是因为我儒雅——'''你把你闪现给我交了，你妈卖批，这武器（武器带师）必死'''。（LOL一级团，敌军还有三十秒到达战场，闪现声，控制自己，掌控敌人）谢谢时间，哦，谢谢时间是深海送得，'''哎呀，深海哥，你终于回来了'''，好久没看到你啦，谢谢深海，送得20个飞机，谢谢，啊谢谢，很久没看到过深海了，很久没看到了——你在在那那个涩你妈死妈脸的滚出去啊，我都说了你妈死了，你还在这看直播，不回去看看你妈的灵堂摆没摆好？妈的批了，真的是。（吸鼻子）“'''说中痛处就气急败坏，其实还是一条懒狗'''”，哎，好好好，你觉得是那就是，不狡辩——哎什么意思啊？什么意思啊这队友？现在这种局都是不帮打buff的是吧？（开始打红buff）

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'''Abstract Bible Xiaochuan Sun'''

Well, that’s fucking ~~great. Fucking~~ great. Hold a mother-died face while having meeting, holding a mother-died face again while working. Are you, this kind of people, idiot? Hold a mother-died face while having meeting, holding a mother-died face again while working. Will you feel interesting if I always laugh in front of your mother’s picture of deceased? Fuck your mother, if it really can be called “mother-died face” when someone is tired and he doesn’t want to show his emotion? If it can be called “mother-died face” when he is strict? Everyone was abused everyone was receiving suggestions while having meeting strictly. You told me that in this case I need to laugh? Laugh forward your mother’s picture of deceased. Fuck your mother get back and take part in your mother’s mourning hall. Just like your mother who is fucking disability. “Mother-died face”? Your mother died! Right? I am your elder brother, we two are both your mother’s son, your mother died, fine? Your mother sells pussy, fuck! “Mother-died face”, I fuck your mother. How can I do to preform a mother-died face? If it is necessary for me to hold a pair of chopstick in my mouth like the air assistants to practise 24 hour smiling? Mother-died face, I fuck your mother, just fucking go and taste shit you idiot! If you don’t know how to send comment you’d better stop sending comment. Fuck your mother just like idiot. What’s Mother-died face? Your mother dies and then I preform an face which is called Mother-died face. Isn’t it? Poke your mother’s pussy. Everyday recur telling me mother-died face, what should I do? I am “mother-died face” when I lose temper, I am still “mother-died face” when I do not lose temper play game. What kind of emotion be preformed will not be a mother-died face? Crying face is not mother-died face? Sorry, I don’t have the ability to do that. You want me to insisting laughing? I’m sorry, I also can’t do that. So it is very natural for me to be like this mother-died face.

Well, that’s fucking great. Hold a mother-died face while having meeting, holding a mother-died face again while working. Are you, this kind of people, idiot? Hold a mother-died face while having meeting, holding a mother-died face again while working. Will you feel interesting if I always laugh in front of your mother’s picture of deceased? Fuck your mother, if it really can be called “mother-died face” when someone is tired and he doesn’t want to show his emotion? If it can be called “mother-died face” when he is strict? Everyone was abused everyone was receiving suggestions while having meeting strictly. You told me that in this case I need to laugh? Laugh forward your mother’s picture of deceased. Fuck your mother get back and take part in your mother’s mourning hall. Just like your mother who is fucking disability. “Mother-died face”? Your mother died! Right? I am your elder brother, we two are both your mother’s son, your mother died, fine? Your mother sells pussy, fuck! “Mother-died face”, I fuck your mother. How can I do to preform a mother-died face? If it is necessary for me to hold a pair of chopstick in my mouth like the air assistants to practise 24 hour smiling? Mother-died face, I fuck your mother, just fucking go and taste shit you idiot! If you don’t know how to send comment you’d better stop sending comment. Fuck your mother just like idiot. What’s Mother-died face? Your mother dies and then I preform an face which is called Mother-died face. Isn’t it? Poke your mother’s pussy. Everyday recur telling me mother-died face, what should I do? I am “mother-died face” when I lose temper, I am still “mother-died face” when I do not lose temper play game. What kind of emotion be preformed will not be a mother-died face? Crying face is not mother-died face? Sorry, I don’t have the ability to do that. You want me to insisting laughing? I’m sorry, I also can’t do that. So it is very natural for me to be like this mother-died face.

Don’t send B, don’t send B here, go to ErTai and sending B there, we don’t send B, we are civilised live, fucking sending B. Yes, your mother ~~died~~, I am in your mother’s mourning hall so I keeping a mother-died face, but your father was just beside drinking to celebrate your mother’s death. Right?

Don’t send B, don’t send B here, go to ErTai and sending B there, we don’t send B, we are civilised live, fucking sending B. Yes, your mother gone, I am in your mother’s mourning hall so I keeping a mother-died face, but your father was just beside drinking to celebrate your mother’s death. Right?

Fuck your mother’s pussy, why you fucking watch my live but don’t know how to send comment? “I am conceit?” Please don’t tell me that I am a big star. I think you are all big star, you ShuiYou, you HaiFeng, are Water star, are Hi star. You’re all star. What kind of fucking star I am? I am a star which is abused everyday. Have you ever seen a star which earns 3500 CHN per mouth? Have you ever seen? It is fucking exited! Don’t send B here, just fucking go, get back and fuck your mother’s pussy. I am a star? I can’t just fucking pay my rent. I can’t feed myself. Have you ever seen a star can’t feed himself? The company WuXinYin came here by thousands kilometres but I couldn’t invite them to a dinner because I don’t have money. Big star? I am fucking big star. I want my dick to be big. I poke with your mother’s pussy, I will put the candle in front of your mother’s pussy to burn the pussy into amber pussy. You’re fucking idiot. In fact I am very polite and scholarly, I don’t like to say bad words. But you alway abuse me(Click the record icon on the left hand then you can record the game processes). One thing is one thing. I thought that we are keeping a good relationship, but you always abuse wrongly, oftenly, that’s not good. You only fucking know abusing me, why you don’t abused others? Give me a son… a plane to get my WeChat ID? No, give me ten. I am really scholarly when I am alone. You know why there are so many girls so many fans who like me very much? That’s because of my scholarliness… give me your flash, fuck your mother. This Jax must die. Thank you TIME… Wow, thank you TIME IS JUST LIKE THE DEEP SEA. Ah, DS bro, you finally come back. That is a long time I didn’t see you. Thank you for 20 planes from DS… Just fucking go if you say mother-died face again, I’ve said that your mother died but you’re still here watching live. Why you don’t come back and have a check at your mother’s mourning hall? Shit! “Become angry at once when touching your blister, Intrinsically you are a lazy dog.” Fine, Fine fine. If you think so.

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 *6324：孙笑川原先所在工作室抽象tv的直播间房号，是抽象话里最常用的数字。
 *带哥：四川话中“大哥” 的谐音一说为“带你上道的大哥”，暗指黑社会大佬。所有 “大” 都可以改成 “带”，如 “带明星”、“带秀” 等，引申出了 “陈独秀”、“蒂花之秀” 等梗。
-*龙鸣（🐉鸣）：农民。
+*龙鸣（🐉鸣）：农民，因钻石皇帝刘世宇（麻辣香锅）在直播间口嗨队友是龙鸣，随后解释龙鸣的意思是傻逼后，被正义人士围攻后，龙鸣这个梗就此“发扬光大”。
 *嘴臭：说脏话。
 *司马脸：死妈脸，比较严肃或者面无表情，就像死了妈一样。
 *NMSL：“你妈死了”的拼音缩写，也有用emoji的马来代替的用法——你马死了。同时也有反串用法，把NMSL解释为Never Mind the Scandal and Libel（永远不要理会谣言与中伤），用来带小学生们的节奏。
-*NM$L：NMSL 的嘻哈说法，常伴随 “潮牌教父” 版孙笑川出现，现在是其服装品牌。
+*NM$L：NMSL 的嘻哈说法，常伴随 “潮牌教父” 版孙笑川出现，现在已升级为服装品牌，其衍生为NM$L虚拟厂牌，以发行说唱专辑和单曲为主。
 *Tony马：“透你妈”的谐音。“操你妈” 的西北方言变体，在此基础上，延伸出了一套以 emoji 为核心的粉丝黑话。
 *恰柠檬：“恰”的意思是“吃”。恰柠檬表示我很酸的意思，并没有骂人的意思（和网上cnm的意思不同）
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 *文字狱（🦟🐠）：网友故意曲解孙笑川的微博，并＠网警。（需要注意的是，现在@的网警一般并非真实存在）
 *加大力度：孙笑川有时候会劝大家说抽象话、玩抽象梗的时候注意分寸，“通篇四个字：注意分寸”，然后就演变成了“通篇四个字：加大力度”。
-*我佛了：“我服了”的谐音，源自李赣的四川话口音。也可以写做“我仏了”。
+*我佛了：“我服了”的谐音，源自李赣的四川话口音。
 *抽象≠生活：孙笑川曾经劝诫狗粉丝们不要把抽象话带入生活中，读作“抽象不等于生活”。反过来就成了“抽象=生活”，以及各种衍生而出的数学表述：“抽象/生活=1”、“ln（抽象/生活）=0”、“|抽象-生活|<ε”等等。<del>人均带专生</del>
 *抽象≠自杀：用以回复一些{{ruby|极限一换一|作死}}的评论（包括但不限于乳包乳化等乳制品）。
-*抽象圣经：一段5分04秒的视频，视频中孙笑川被粉丝的一句“开会司马脸，上班司马脸”所激怒，发表了一段{{ruby|慷慨激昂|臭不可闻}}的即兴演讲。演讲中孙笑川说了大量脏话而不带重复，被奉为“抽象圣经”，也叫Show Time。
+*抽象圣经：一段5分04秒的视频，视频中孙笑川被直播间弹幕里粉丝说的一句“开会司马脸，上班司马脸”所激怒，发表了一段{{ruby|慷慨激昂|臭不可闻}}的即兴演讲。演讲中孙笑川使用了大量脏话却不带重复，被奉为'''“抽象圣经”'''，也叫Show Time。
 *点击左侧录制按钮，即可开始录制本局比赛：英雄联盟中每次开局的提示语音，被狗粉丝戏称“唯一人话”。
-*你吼辣么大声干什么嘛：孙笑川一次在直播中与邻居吵架，邻居嫌他直播声音太大影响休息，孙笑川觉得邻居无理取闹，而且态度不好。用于转移话题。
+*你吼辣么大声干什么嘛：孙笑川一次在直播中与邻居吵架，邻居嫌他直播声音太大影响休息，孙笑川觉得邻居无理取闹，而且态度不好，所以他故用这句话“打开话匣子”和邻居开展进一步互动。
 *那你去找物管啊：出处同上。用于甩锅。
 *希望你正能量，少说批话：孙笑川在自己2018年11月15日的微博中回复拷贝忍者西西卡李浩宇的评论。
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 === 抽象圣经 ===
-起因：6324被封后抽象工作室断绝了收入来源，因此李老八想出了平均薪资的主意，孙笑川的工资也从每月两万降到了每月3500。于是孙笑川开始做一休七，让每天等着喷他和笑他的狗粉丝们十分不爽，直播也是带着情绪，一张臭脸在那，于是狗粉丝与孙笑川那段时间关系急剧崩溃，最终在一天的直播中，孙笑川被满屏上班司马脸的弹幕整疯了，开始大喷一顿<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8nCB4oTWPM NM$L走向国际]</ref>：
+起因：6324被封后抽象工作室断绝了收入来源，因此李老八想出了平均薪资的主意，孙笑川的工资也从每月两万降到了每月3500。于是孙笑川开始做一休七，让每天等着喷他和笑他的狗粉丝们十分不爽，直播也是带着情绪，一张臭脸在那，于是狗粉丝与孙笑川那段时间关系急剧崩溃，最终在某一天的直播中，孙笑川被满屏上班司马脸的弹幕整疯了，开始'''Show Time'''并发表了史上著名的演讲名篇“国王的演讲”<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8nCB4oTWPM NM$L走向国际]</ref>：
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 （喝水）（咳嗽），不要扣b，啊不要在这扣b， 你们要扣b去二台扣，我们这不扣b的，文明直播间，扣锤子b。（咳嗽），鼻子堵着了，很鸡儿难受。（咳嗽），对，你妈死了，我在参加你妈的灵堂所以说一直死妈脸，而你爸爸却在旁边喝酒庆祝你妈死了，行了吧。
-（堵鼻子）妈的批，像些弱智，不会发弹幕看你妈批的直播啊你看，真的是，说我膨胀，'''求求你们不要说我是带明星了，我觉得你们才是带明星，你们这些水友嗨粉，你们是水明星，你们是嗨明星，你们才是明星，我是个锤子明星，我天天被骂我还明星，你们有看过明星一个月3500块钱吗？有吗？有这种明星吗？有个鸡儿有'''，哎，嗯横，不要在这扣b，啊，滚出去，抠b，抠锤子b，回去抠你妈的b，啊嗯，我是大明星，我他妈房租都要交不起我还大明星，吃饭都成问题，你见过吃饭成问题的大明星吗？人家无心印来找我，我连一顿相应的饭都还没请吃过，说起来还真有点扎心，无心印别人千里迢迢的赶过来，结果请不了别人吃饭，因为没钱。大明星，我大个鸡巴，我巴不得我是大鸡巴，我大明星。老子把你妈的批扣烂，老子，老子要把蜡烛皱到你妈的批里去，给你妈烧成你妈琥珀批，是不是傻逼，'''本来其实我这个人是个非常儒雅随和的一个人'''，我不喜欢骂脏话，但是你们是经常在嘴臭对不对，（TGP提示音：点击左侧录制按钮即可开始录制本场比赛）这个有一讲一，我其实更你们我觉得我们是一个很和谐有很和谐的关系，我们不会说什么的，但你们这些人经常乱骂，瞎鸡巴骂，'''不可取，有失公正'''，妈只知道骂我，你们也去骂骂其他人吧，送子，送发飞机可以给微信吗？不可以，送十个吧，（咳嗽），我私底下是很儒雅呀，你以为这么多女生女粉丝喜欢是因为什么呀，你以为这张脸吗？我自己心里没点b数吗？当什么呀，还不是因为我儒雅——'''你把你闪现给我交了，你妈卖批，这武器（武器带师）必死'''。（LOL一级团，敌军还有三十秒到达战场，闪现声，控制自己，掌控敌人）谢谢时间，哦，谢谢时间是深海送得，'''哎呀，深海哥，你终于回来了'''，好久没看到你啦，谢谢深海，送得20个飞机，谢谢，啊谢谢，很久没看到过深海了，很久没看到了——你在在那那个涩你妈死妈脸的滚出去啊，我都说了你妈死了，你还在这看直播，不回去看 看你妈的灵堂摆没摆好？妈的批了，真的是。（吸鼻子）“'''说中痛处就气急败坏，其实还是一条懒狗'''”，哎，好好好，你觉得是那就是，不狡辩——哎什么意思啊？什么意思啊这队友？现在这种局都是不帮打buff的是吧？（开始打红buff）
+（堵鼻子）妈的批，像些弱智，不会发弹幕看你妈批的直播啊你看，真的是，说我膨胀，'''求求你们不要说我是带明星了，我觉得你们才是带明星，你们这些水友嗨粉，你们是水明星，你们是嗨明星，你们才是明星，我是个锤子明星，我天天被骂我还明星，你们有看过明星一个月3500块钱吗？有吗？有这种明星吗？有个鸡儿有'''，哎，哼，不要在这扣b，啊，滚出去，抠b，抠锤子b，回去抠你妈的b，啊嗯，我是大明星，我他妈房租都要交不起我还大明星，吃饭都成问题，你见过吃饭成问题的大明星吗？人家无心印来找我，我连一顿相应的饭都还没请吃过，说起来还真有点扎心，无心印别人千里迢迢的赶过来，结果请不了别人吃饭，因为没钱。大明星，我大个鸡巴，我巴不得我是大鸡巴，我大明星。老子把你妈的批扣烂，老子，老子要把蜡烛皱到你妈的批里去，给你妈烧成你妈琥珀批，是不是傻逼，'''本来其实我这个人是个非常儒雅随和的一个人'''，我不喜欢骂脏话，但是你们是经常在嘴臭对不对，（TGP提示音：点击左侧录制按钮即可开始录制本场比赛）这个有一讲一，我其实更你们我觉得我们是一个很和谐有很和谐的关系，我们不会说什么的，但你们这些人经常乱骂，瞎鸡巴骂，'''不可取，有失公正'''，妈只知道骂我，你们也去骂骂其他人吧，送子，送发飞机可以给微信吗？不可以，送十个吧，（咳嗽），我私底下是很儒雅呀，你以为这么多女生女粉丝喜欢是因为什么呀，你以为这张脸吗？我自己心里没点b数吗？当什么呀，还不是因为我儒雅——'''你把你闪现给我交了，你妈卖批，这武器（武器带师）必死'''。（LOL一级团，敌军还有三十秒到达战场，闪现声，控制自己，掌控敌人）谢谢时间，哦，谢谢时间是深海送得，'''哎呀，深海哥，你终于回来了'''，好久没看到你啦，谢谢深海，送得20个飞机，谢谢，啊谢谢，很久没看到过深海了，很久没看到了——你在在那那个涩你妈死妈脸的滚出去啊，我都说了你妈死了，你还在这看直播，不回去看 看你妈的灵堂摆没摆好？妈的批了，真的是。（吸鼻子）“'''说中痛处就气急败坏，其实还是一条懒狗'''”，哎，好好好，你觉得是那就是，不狡辩——哎什么意思啊？什么意思啊这队友？现在这种局都是不帮打buff的是吧？（开始打红buff）
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 '''Abstract Bible Xiaochuan Sun'''
-Well, that’s fucking great. Fucking great. Hold a mother-died face while having meeting, holding a mother-died face again while working. Are you, this kind of people, idiot? Hold a mother-died face while having meeting, holding a mother-died face again while working. Will you feel interesting if I always laugh in front of your mother’s picture of deceased? Fuck your mother, if it really can be called “mother-died face” when someone is tired and he doesn’t want to show his emotion? If it can be called “mother-died face” when he is strict? Everyone was abused everyone was receiving suggestions while having meeting strictly. You told me that in this case I need to laugh? Laugh forward your mother’s picture of deceased. Fuck your mother get back and take part in your mother’s mourning hall. Just like your mother who is  fucking disability. “Mother-died face”? Your mother died! Right? I am your elder brother, we two are both your mother’s son, your mother died, fine? Your mother sells pussy, fuck! “Mother-died face”, I fuck your mother. How can I do to preform a mother-died face? If it is necessary for me to hold a pair of chopstick in my mouth like the air assistants to practise 24 hour smiling? Mother-died face, I fuck your mother, just fucking go and taste shit you idiot! If you don’t know how to send comment you’d better stop sending comment. Fuck your mother just like idiot. What’s Mother-died face? Your mother dies and then I preform an face which is called Mother-died face. Isn’t it? Poke your mother’s pussy. Everyday recur telling me mother-died face, what should I do? I am “mother-died face” when I lose temper, I am still “mother-died face” when I do not lose temper play game. What kind of emotion be preformed will not be a mother-died face? Crying face is not mother-died face? Sorry, I don’t have the ability to do that. You want me to insisting laughing? I’m sorry, I also can’t do that. So it is very natural for me to be like this mother-died face.
+Well, that’s fucking great. Hold a mother-died face while having meeting, holding a mother-died face again while working. Are you, this kind of people, idiot? Hold a mother-died face while having meeting, holding a mother-died face again while working. Will you feel interesting if I always laugh in front of your mother’s picture of deceased? Fuck your mother, if it really can be called “mother-died face” when someone is tired and he doesn’t want to show his emotion? If it can be called “mother-died face” when he is strict? Everyone was abused everyone was receiving suggestions while having meeting strictly. You told me that in this case I need to laugh? Laugh forward your mother’s picture of deceased. Fuck your mother get back and take part in your mother’s mourning hall. Just like your mother who is  fucking disability. “Mother-died face”? Your mother died! Right? I am your elder brother, we two are both your mother’s son, your mother died, fine? Your mother sells pussy, fuck! “Mother-died face”, I fuck your mother. How can I do to preform a mother-died face? If it is necessary for me to hold a pair of chopstick in my mouth like the air assistants to practise 24 hour smiling? Mother-died face, I fuck your mother, just fucking go and taste shit you idiot! If you don’t know how to send comment you’d better stop sending comment. Fuck your mother just like idiot. What’s Mother-died face? Your mother dies and then I preform an face which is called Mother-died face. Isn’t it? Poke your mother’s pussy. Everyday recur telling me mother-died face, what should I do? I am “mother-died face” when I lose temper, I am still “mother-died face” when I do not lose temper play game. What kind of emotion be preformed will not be a mother-died face? Crying face is not mother-died face? Sorry, I don’t have the ability to do that. You want me to insisting laughing? I’m sorry, I also can’t do that. So it is very natural for me to be like this mother-died face.
-Don’t send B, don’t send B here, go to ErTai and sending B there, we don’t send B, we are civilised live, fucking sending B. Yes, your mother died, I am in your mother’s mourning hall so I keeping a mother-died face, but your father was just beside drinking to celebrate your mother’s death. Right?
+Don’t send B, don’t send B here, go to ErTai and sending B there, we don’t send B, we are civilised live, fucking sending B. Yes, your mother gone, I am in your mother’s mourning hall so I keeping a mother-died face, but your father was just beside drinking to celebrate your mother’s death. Right?
 Fuck your mother’s pussy, why you fucking watch my live but don’t know how to send comment? “I am conceit?” Please don’t tell me that I am a big star. I think you are all big star, you ShuiYou, you HaiFeng, are Water star, are Hi star. You’re all star. What kind of fucking star I am? I am a star which is abused everyday. Have you ever seen a star which earns 3500 CHN per mouth? Have you ever seen? It is fucking exited! Don’t send B here, just fucking go, get back and fuck your mother’s pussy. I am a star? I can’t just fucking pay my rent. I can’t feed myself. Have you ever seen a star can’t feed himself? The company WuXinYin came here by thousands kilometres but I couldn’t invite them to a dinner because I don’t have money. Big star? I am fucking big star. I want my dick to be big. I poke with your mother’s pussy, I will put the candle in front of your mother’s pussy to burn the pussy into amber pussy. You’re fucking idiot. In fact I am very polite and scholarly, I don’t like to say bad words. But you alway abuse me(Click the record icon on the left hand then you can record the game processes). One thing is one thing. I thought that we are keeping a good relationship, but you always abuse wrongly, oftenly, that’s not good. You only fucking know abusing me, why you don’t abused others? Give me a son… a plane to get my WeChat ID? No, give me ten. I am really scholarly when I am alone. You know why there are so many girls so many fans who like me very much? That’s because of my scholarliness… give me your flash, fuck your mother. This Jax must die. Thank you TIME… Wow, thank you TIME IS JUST LIKE THE DEEP SEA. Ah, DS bro, you finally come back. That is a long time I didn’t see you. Thank you for 20 planes from DS… Just fucking go if you say mother-died face again, I’ve said that your mother died but you’re still here watching live. Why you don’t come back and have a check at your mother’s mourning hall? Shit! “Become angry at once when touching your blister, Intrinsically you are a lazy dog.” Fine, Fine fine. If you think so.